I swear as this kid ages she just gets funnier and funnier! I have a whole new hilarious batch of Hallieisms coming at you tonight!
If I recall something from a while ago she’ll tell me “You have a good remembery Mom!”
Christopher has a few songs that he’ll sing to Hallie before bed. One of the her favorites is Time after Time. One night before bed he told her to go give me a hug and a kiss. She jumped at me nearly knocking me off the bed. When I pointed this out to her she starts Singing “If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting, Time after Time!”
She calls mashed potatoes “Smashed potatoes”- she’s not wrong…
One day before Preschool I told her she was getting too big and to stop growing up. Her response was ” I have to grow up mom! Preschool is waiting for me!”
She named a sheep at her friends house “Friendless”…
One day my father in law had been working in the garage. He had been filling up some piece of machinery with gas and must have gotten some on himself because when he came in he asked Christopher and I if we could smell the gas on him. Hallie responded with “oh sorry! That was me! I tooted in your room!”
Christopher has the tendency to call bad drivers “Bub bub”. Hallie has started to catch on to this as we were driving the other day and there was a crazy driver weaving in and out of lanes. I said “Gosh this guy is crazy! He’s going to hurt someone!” First Hallie responds with “Don’t worry Mom, I’ll Spit on him!” I laugh it off and then the guy cuts me off! I am sure I probably muttered an expletive, and Hallie yells “BUB BUB! STOP IT!”
The night before preschool she told me “Sorry I growed up!” – it’s okay baby I forgive you…just slow down!
On a cloudy day she told me “The sun is playing hide and seek”
The morning of my migration from Blogger to WordPress I informed Christopher “It’s Migration day!” Hallie hugged me and said “Merry Christmas Mom” -in all fairness it did feel a bit like Christmas.
This is how my animal loving girl justifies eating animals “We’re eating Mean chickens!” or “That was a mean pig”- looking at her bacon
I was making dinner and Hallie exclaims “Oh good tacos! Princesses love tacos!”- I had to have some fun with this one!
Watching Trolls and One of the characters says “Stupid” Hallie gasps! “Mom! They can’t say Stupid!” You’re right baby. She continues “They Can’t say stupid and they can’t say shit!” – oops! And the parenting award goes to me!
We have a mini Aussie, Stella. One thing about the breed is they generally dock their tails. One day She told Stella “Someday when you get bigger you’ll grow a tail like Bach” -My father in laws German Shepherd Poodle Mix.
“Mom what are Firemen for?” They save people who are in trouble. If they didn’t do it, who else would? “Mom! Wonder Woman can! She’s a Super Hero!”
I just love how funny this age is! It counteracts the “Threenager Moments!” What funny things have your kids been saying?